My stomach growled as I waited impatiently in the long breakfast line. The elderly lady in front of me was taking an eternity to choose a piece of fruit. She lingered over the bananas, lovingly fondled each orange, and then, finally, with agonizing slowness, selected a bunch of bright purple grapes and carefully arranged them just so on her plate.
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My stomach growled as I waited impatiently in the long breakfast line. The elderly lady in front of me was taking an eternity to choose a piece of fruit. She lingered over the bananas, lovingly fondled each orange, and then, finally, with agonizing slowness, selected a bunch of bright purple grapes and carefully arranged them just so on her plate.